What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 20:11

You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…